YKYDAW Dictionary

Own see it – means (a) that you clearly don’t understand or (b) no

Example: “Girl, let’s go to Bike Week!”

Me: “Own see it!”

Own trust it – means that something is unbelievable, untrue

Example: “They saying Beyaki pregnant that’s why they got married so fast.”

Me: “Own trust it cuz they been dating since 02, getting married after six years ain’t fast!”

I can’t – means that you disagree or have trouble seeing the importance/relevance of something and don’t want to be apart of/associated with it.

Example: “I’m so sick of this Pope crap tying up traffic and clogging up my tv!”

Me: “I can’t.”

I won’t – see def. for I can’t.

Example: “I’m so sick of this Pope crap tying up traffic and clogging up my tv!”

Me: “I can’t and I won’t.”

*crickets* – means silence. You have nothing else to add to the conversation. You have no comments.

Example: “I think Jazzy Pha would be cute if you unwrapped all that fat.”

Me: *crickets*

*blank stare* – means you can’t believe what was just said or done.

Example: “Can you loan me money until pay day next Friday?”

Me: *blank stare*

Nevamind – means please spare me the details. I don’t care.

Example: “Girl so n so told me he loved me and I think I love him too!”

Me: “Nevamind…

TAKE ME OFF – means please delete me from the rest of the conversation because whatever is being said is dumb/retarded/stupid/unbelievable/untrue/fabricated/unimportant.

Example: “I’m serious this time. He thinks he can stay here and not pay for shyt! I’m sick of him!”

Me: “Take me off, please. Thanks!”

Whatwassssaiddd – means (a) retelling a story and/or gossip in a humorous way or (b) asking you to repeat what really happened, making sure you got all the details.

Example: “He said she was somebody he knew back in the day and that saw each other out recently and they exchanged numbers. I mean what would you do?”

Me: “Whatwasssssaiddd? I can’t.” *LOL*

Hmpf – means (a) I agree, (b) you dayum right, (c) whatever.

Example: “Dayum, you wearing them jeans!”

Me: “Hmpf!”

SON – means you’ve got to be kidding me.

Example: “She’s having another baby! This makes number four!”

Me: “SON!”

*sigh* – means you understand, you agree, extending compassion/happiness, the same is true for you.

Example: “I’m fat.”

Me: *sigh*

What in the azz – means what? huh? and/or you can’t be serious.

Example: “Did you see Miss Rap Supreme on VH1?”

Me: “What in the azz is this?”

*Tears*, *Dead*, *Dyin*, *Weak*, *Kilt* – means you are laughing hysterically with tears in ya eyes and/or on the verge of death!

Example: “I saw bout four nigs selling the POPE t-shirts at Andrews yesterday. Why we always gotta hustle?”

Me: *Dead*

Needs more people/more people are needed – means get da fuk outta here with that crap *LOL*, I don’t believe crap you saying, I can’t.

Example: “Did you see Kim P. in Jet? She said Diddy is a man before he is her man!

Me: SON! More people are needed!

Nope – means I don’t agree, you can’t be serious. If it pertains to how someone is dressed/how they look then it means they look a hot.azz.mess. This can also mean I can’t and TAKE ME OFF. They are synonymous. *LOL*

Example: “Ok let’s talk about the club chick with the buttafly azz tat. What was she thinking?”

Me: “Nope.”

[insert word].[insert word].[insert word] [emphasis placed on the (.)] – means that you really mean the crap you saying.

Example:”Girl, Al Reynolds-Jones is not gay.”

Me: “Stop.Playing.”

Shalalamalala – means you speaking in tongues cuz the truth just been told.

Example: “Boris could get it!”

Me: Shalalamalala!!!!

*side eye* – means to cut your eyes to the left or right without moving your head or neck when somebody says/does something outlandish.

Example: “I got whatever you need ma!”

Me: *side eye*

Blehhhh – means I can’t be bothered, leave me alone, I ain’t enthused, I ain’t satisfied, I need more.

Example: “We fitna go to the club tonight!”

Me: “Blehhhh!! I’m good.”

CTFU – means cracking the fuck up!

Example: “YKYDAW is funny as shit!”

Me: “Yes the people who comment on there be wilding! CTFU!”

SMASH/NO SMASH – means you’d {sexually} knock the brakes off somebody!

Example: “Yoooo did you see Idris Elba in Obsessed??”

Me: “SMASH!”

I refuse – see I can’t/I won’t/*side eye*/own see it/own trust it.

Example: “They finally released the raw footage of MJ’s Pepsi commercial.”

Me: “I refuse.”

Lawdzzz – means I ain’t feeling it/you right now or are you serious/kidding me?

Example: “He said his mama had to move in with him cuz she sick.”

Me: “Lawdzzz!”

Hoenastics – means chick/hoes doing gymnastic type moves in the club.

Example: “Is she really in the middle of the club with her shit on the floor? [translation: doing a full split LOL]

Me: “Blehhh…hoenastics… I hate this bytch!”

The Tea – All that is good, what’s hot.

Hood Puss – A chick who looks as though she’s from the projects…you’d smash but never tell homies about it.

Azzclown – Stupid, dumb, irritating, annoying azz people.

**please feel free to add to the dictionary through the comments section!

23 Responses

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  4. “bust it down” meaning a chick who is easy to get sexual favors from

  5. HAM= HOT AZZ MESS!

  6. HOW ABOUT THE SAYING …..GOOD AND STINKY. THAT’S WHEN THEY THINK THEY LOOK GOOD BUT YOU KNOW THEY STINKY PHEWW

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  8. ddd

  9. CUR – a person of questionable moral character

  10. Define kangatang for me? That’s a funny one, too! Love your website 🙂

  11. How about hot ta death??

  12. BMW=displeasing shape; unattractive body
    i.e.”Y SHANTE YELLOW BUT THE BACK OF HER NECK FLAVR FLAV BLACK PLUS SHE GOT HIPS BUT NO ASS? SHE A CERTIFIED BMW-bODY mADE wRONG *smmfh*”

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  14. erk means seriously bothered or annoyed. or child plus is putting emphasis on child please….

  15. She,they,them…etc are ate up.. It means something or someone that is doing something fucked up,dumb,retarted.. This word would go great with your posts.

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  17. Trickery = something aint right about a situation

    TeeTee – He had a family emergency thats why he aint come over

    Shanita – Girl his ass was at the club last night, I feel some trickery goin on…

  18. confuzzled: a cross between confused & puzzled, meaning you’re not quite understanding what was just said/done to you. Can also see *blankstare*

    Ex: Nah, you can’t get my #!
    “Well lemme get that pu**y, I kno you got it on ya!!!
    o_O

  19. FoolaFuckaNiggatry=Insane, Typical Nigga Shit!

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